If you just looooove to eat bacon and you already think you're a bacon addict... well... THINK AGAIN!
I've found a slew of bacon products that would definitely bring your bacon addiction to a whole new level!
Let's start with the tamer ones:
- Meet the "got bacon?" Men's t-shirt! Any bacon freak should have this shirt in their closet. It comes in 12 colors so you can wear a different one everyday and comes in Small to 6XL!
- Here's to the bacon lover! The Colossal Bacon Sampler from Burgers' Smokehouse! Nuff said.
- This is pretty typical but I just like the name - BACONNAISE! I guess it's just bacon spread with a way cooler name.
- Want all your food to taste like bacon? Try J&D's Bacon Salt Sampler! Honestly, I don't know how the !@#$ you'd use this but to each his own right?
(now on to the wacky stuff...) - This is just nuts! Check out these BACON BANDAGES! So you can look like you just left a food fight whenever you've got a wound. I'm trying to imagine myself using that like on my leg or something. HahahahA! It just cracks me up!
- Now this doesn't make sense to me. Does this even qualify as a breath freshener?? BACON FLAVOR MINTS!
- When I saw this I just thought of my boyfriend immediately. He's a bacon nut but if he's going to use this in his car, he better believe I'm not setting foot in it not even for a minute! Meet the BACON AIR FRESHENER! It'll look pretty funny hanging from your rear view mirror but I love their brand - Funky Fresh. hahaha!
- This is probably tantamount to using adobo or sinigang white grease on your lips. I imagine your lips will turn white if it's cold. Hahaha! Would you ever try a Bacon Flavored Lip Balm?
- How about some bacon accessories? The bacon belt and wallet. Eeks!
- Last but not the least, my favorite: Bacon Soap! Here is the product description:
- BACON SOAP COMPOUNDED BY EXPERT CHEMISTS TO THE THE HIGHEST PERFECTION
- WAKE UP AND SMELL LIKE BREAKFAST
- SHOWER TILL THE PIGS COME HOME
Til next oink! :p
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